Who is Papa Schu?
-The man, the myth, the legend, known as Papa Schu (PS), is everything that the common person wants to be—perfection.
-The entity known as Papa Schu is ageless, baring no race or ethnicity, because PS is the creation of a collection of a variety of people.
- The experiences and opinions voiced by PS are solely for the guidance of its reader.
-You might not agree with everything PS says but that’s probably because you are wrong (PS is perfection).*
-Papa Schu should be viewed by its readers as a sensei and should never be questioned.
-Papa Schu is immortal.
-Is atheist but believes in God.
-Eats black and white cookies right down the center because it is politically correct.
*There is no such thing as perfection in life. Yes there is. It’s Papa Schu.
Papa Schu Likes:
-Women of all types (including: plumpers*, Asians*, midgets*, freaks*, elderly* and transvestites*).
-Pandora
-The little things in life (especially Cinnamon Toast Crunch).
-Tto quote famous philosophers
-Ronaldinho, Tori Amos, Keak Da Sneak
*Insert friend’s name here
Papa Schu Dislikes:
-Ignorance (why be ignorant when you could just agree with Papa Schu)
-Julia Stiles
-Girls that pretend to never fart or shit*
-Certain blood types
-All religions that do not recognize other religions
This list could go on forever. See Papa Schu’s monthly rants.
*You ever have that girlfriend that wouldn’t let you in the bathroom after they dropped a deuce? They say something like this: “Papa Schu, don’t go in there yet, its not ready,” or “Do you really have to go now?”
-Papa Schu
