REAL WHITE GUYS, THE NEW ENDANGERED SPECIES

WRITTEN BY GRAND PHEE

OK SO IM BACK NIGGA; WUTS GOOD?? YEA AINT SHIT GOOD WIT ME, BUT GOD, FAM.

ANYWAYS I JUS BEEN NOTICING THE DEMEANOR OF WHITE FOLKS LATELY

& NO ITS NOT ALL BLACK & WHITE  BUT UNTIL I “GO BACK 2 AFRICA” KISS MY BLACK ASS.

BACK 2 THE RANT.  I THINK WHITE PPL ASK

ME STUPID QUESTIONS  TO TRY NOT 2 OFFEND BUT THEY END UP OFFENDING MY BLACK ASS ANYWAY.

SO IM @ THE BUS STOP 4 LIKE 20 MIN EASY, WAITN 4 WHAT? YEA THE BUS

SO WHY DO U WALK UR SCARY ASS UP 2 ME, ASKN ME  AM I WAITING 4 THE BUS??

OR WHY WEN IM WALKN DOWN THE STREET & 2 WHITE PPL ARE TALKN WHY DO THEY STOP TALKN WHEN I WALK PAST?  LIKE I COULD STEAL THEIR CONVERSATION.

& WHAT ABOUT THE KID DRESSED MORE HOOD THEN ME, FRM A FITTED HAT 2  A DOO RAG; DOO RAG 4 WUT ? ARE U LOOKING 4 ACCEPTANCE FROM WHO ?/ NOT THE HOOD, OR THE BURBS.

THE BURBS WILL DIS OWN UR WIGGER ASS.

NOW I HAV FEW WHITE FRIENDS, I ASK EM LOL,

& I HAVE MORE THAN 1, BUT THEY DNT  DRESS

LIKE ME & IM NOT SAYN THAT LIKE HOW WHITE PPL SAY “MY BEST FRIENDS ARE BLACK”  YEA RIGHT

WHERE IS THIS NIGGA THAT U SPEAK OFF?

I MISS THE REGULA WHITE GUYS :

WHO DNT RAP OR SPEAK SLANG, OR DNT

TRY 2 SLUMM IT ACTEN POOR 2 RELATE 2 MY BROKE ASS

& SLEEP WIT ETHNIC  WOMEN, LIKE WE MIGHT BE COOL CAUSE

WE’RE BOTH BROKE

I BLAME VIACOM

BESIDES EMINEM THE WHITE RAPP THING AINT

WUTS UP, I CAN’T RELATE 2 MIDDLE OR UPPER CLASS SO I GUESS IT AINT 4 ME

BUT DOES THAT MEAN HIP HOP AINT 4 WHITE DUDES NO ITS 4 EVERY ONE.

THE HIPHOP PROCESS HAS GOTTEN SO FAR FRM THE FOUNDATION THAT PPL 4 GET THAT HIPHOP COMES FRM STRUGGLE & REBELLION  OF NOT HAVING A VOICE 2 SPEAK UPON THE INJUSTICES OF THE TIMES

SO I F U NEVA HAD IT HARD OR EVEN EXPERIENCED ANYTHING IN LIFE WHAT THE FUCK ARE U RAPPEN BOUT? NUTHIN

BACK 2 MY ORIGNAL RANT

REAL WHITE GUYS ARE THE NEW ENDANGERED SPECIES

SO BIG UP 2 ALL MY TIGHT JEAN WEARIN, NO SLANG TALKN, BALONEY SANDWICH EATN, WHITE BOYS

YALL MY NIGGA’S