SO ON MY LAST RANT, I WAS ON MY WAY 2 THE WEST; SO I’M HERE NOW & 4 USE OF A BETTER WORD, IT’S DA SHIT.
SO AFTA MY FLIGHT WIT ALL THOSE ANNOYING MUFUKA’S, I NEEDED 2 RELAX. YES, NIGGA’S GET JETLAG 2.
SO WEN I FIRST GOT HERE, THE TIME ZONE SHIT HAD ME FINISHED, BUT NOW I’M UP EVERY MORNING OUT HERE @ 9. TECHNICALLY, DATS 12 BACK EAST. I’M UP SO EARLY I COULD HOLD DOWN A JOB OR 2.
SO THE FIRST THING I NOTICED AROUND IS THAT MINIMUM WAGE IS $9.79. DAMN! BACK ON THE EAST, DATS BALLN. MUFUKA’S WOULD FIGHT 4 A JOB THAT STARTED @ ALMOST 10 BUCKS WITH GUNS & KNIVES HAHAHAHA.
THE EAST COAST IS CUT THROAT. JUST HANGN OUT IS A WHOLE THING 2 DO. IT’S A MISSION. I SEE WHY EVERYBODY ALWAYS MAD IN NYC.
HEADS UP, THE WOMEN OUT HERE ARE PRETTY; LAID BACK, EVEN THE CRAZY BITCHES ARE MAD COOL UNTIL THEY HAVE A FLASHBACK, POLITELY RUDE. THERE ARE A LOT OF WOMEN FRM ALL OVER. THE BRAZILIAN ARE THE GOLDEN TICKET ROUND HERE BUT MY NUBIAN SISTAS HOLD IT DOWN OUT HERE 2. MAN ITS SO MANY LADYS OUT HERE MY NECK IS SORE (i need a neck brace).
1 OF MY FAVORITE ACTIVITIES SINCE I BEEN HERE IS 2 GO SMOKE A FATTY OF ORGANIC SOUR DIESEL & GO LAUGH MY ASS OFF @ THE LARGE POPULATION OF CASHEWS (CRAZY MUFUKAS) THAT HANG OUT IN THE TENDERLOIN OR @ HEIGHT PARK. IT’S A MUST SEE. U MIGHT SEE ANYTHING DWN THERE; I SAW A BLACK COWBOY WITH GUITAR WIT NO STRINGS. HE WAS JUST DUMMIN OUT, YO. BUT HE WOULD STOP EVERYTIME I CUT ON THE CAMERA.
I NEVER SEEN A CRAZY PERSON WHO WAS WORRIED ABOUT HIS IMAGE OR MAYBE HE EMBARRASSED MAYBE THE OTHER CASHEWS MIGHT GET JEALOUS @ HIM & GO MAKE A DISS RECORD BOUT HIM.
SO ANY WAYS, SF HAS MAD MUNCHIES FROM CHINESE, EAST INDIAN, THAI, MONGOLIAN. WUTEVER IT IS ITS PRETTY CHEAP 2.
THE PPL ARE MAD FRIENDLY OUT HERE, LIKE IT WAS KINDA CREEPY, KID. LAST TIME A MUFUKA WAS DAT NICE 2 ME I WAS GETTN SET UP.
MAN, EVEN THE BUMS ARE NICE. BUMS WITH MANNERS. BACK HOME, THE BUMS ARE FUCKN ANGRY AS FUCK. THIS 1 BUM OUT HERE ASKED ME 4 SUM $$ & I’M LIKE NAH. SO HE’S LIKE U WANNA HEAR A JOKE SO I’M LIKE NAH. SO HE SAID DO U KNO WHY I ONLY DATE HOMELESS WOMEN. I SAID CAUSE U NEVER HAVE TO DROPP THEM OFF (RIMSHOT)
SF HAS A LOTTA RANDUM SHIT ON THE STREETS SO U MAY NOT WANNA WEAR YA NEW KICKS AFTER DARK.
I’VE BEEN TOLD BY THE LOCALS THAT ITS HUMAN SHIT. DAMN, I NEVER WOULD HAVE THOUGHT IN A CITY LIKE THIS, WHERE PPL CARRY LIL BAGGS 2 PICK UP DOG SHIT, THAT THERE WOULD BE RANDUM HUMAN SHIT ALL OVER.
SUM OF THE SIDEWALKS GOT SKID MARKS SO YEAH, WATCH YA FUKIN STEP. SO IN SHIRT, THE MAIN DIFFERENCES BTWN EAST & WEST COAST ARE THE PPL.
SO LIKE I SAID IT’S LIKE NEW SNEAKERS. THE WEST IS LIKE “YO THOSE ARE FRESHNICE KICKS” THE EAST IS LIKE “WHAT SIZE ARE THOSE THEN THEY ROB YO ASS.”
ANOTHER RANT FROM YOUR FAVORITE HATER, GR& PHEE
